Paranoid Syrian Man

The article titled, “Paranoid Syrian Man Thinks Government is Out to Get Him” was written on January 29,2013 in theOnion.com. With the terrible Civil War that still continues in Syria, numerous amounts of people are psychologically and physically affected. Many have lost their homes, families and are desperately looking for food. There have been many conspiracies about the government’s intentional involvement in the war. A thirty two year old, paranoid Syrian man, named Naji Hamed Yussif, told reporters that he believes that the government is after him and wants to get him. He stated, “I’m telling you, they’re monitoring everything we do, ad their goal is to eliminate anyone and everyone who stands in their way” (the Onion).  He was peeking out of his window when he told reporters his beliefs. He also stated that he believes the government controls the media and is actively working on shutting down any activity done by “the opposition”. The man, who was in complete anxiety said that these people are powerful individuals and that the president is even involved in the process of exterminating the people of Syria. During press time, the man could not be reached for any further details about his beliefs.